Did You Know

Why, How, HUH?

WHY?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?

Why do we play in recitals and recite in plays?

If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?

Why does your nose run, and your feet smell?

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HOW?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

How can there be self-help groups?

When you're sending someone styrofoam, what do you pack it in?

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HUH?

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Two men were walking down the street. One walked into a bar....the smart one ducked!

If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

What is the speed of dark?

What's another word for synonym?

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

When sign makers go on strike, what is written on their picket signs?

Where are Preparations A through G?

What happened to the first 6 "ups"?

If knees were backwards, what would chairs look like?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories...

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I live on a one-way dead-end street.

It doesn't matter what temperature a room is, it's always room temperature.

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, "No, thanks, I'm not going that far."

I went for a walk last night and she asked me how long I was going to be gone. I said, "The whole time."

You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?