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  • Chicagoans go swimming
  • Californians are at the beach, but clothed
  • Miami residents put on sweaters

    • 60
  • Californians put on sweaters
  • Miami residents put on winter coats
  • College kids lay out in the sun

    • 50
  • Chicagoans put on shorts and T-shirts
  • Californians put on a winter coat
  • Georgians go out and buy a winter coat
  • Miami residents turn on the heat

    • 40
  • You can see your breath
  • Californians shiver uncontrollably
  • Minnesotans go swimming
  • Cubs losing early in the season.... or late in the season

    • 35
  • Italian cars don't start
  • Canadians go swimming

    • 32
  • Water freezes

    • 30
  • You plan your vacation to Australia
  • Minnesotans put on shorts and T-shirts
  • Politicians begin to worry about the homeless
  • British cars don't start

    • 25
  • Boston water freezes
  • Californians weep pitiably
  • Minnesotans eat ice cream
  • Canadians put on shorts and t-shirts
  • Alaskans go swimming

    • 20
  • You can hear your breath
  • Politicians begin to talk about the homeless
  • New York City water freezes
  • Miami residents plan vacation further south

    • 15
  • French cars don't start
  • You plan a vacation in Mexico
  • Your cat insists on sleeping in your bed with you

    • 10
  • Too cold to ski
  • You need jumper cables to get your car going

    • 5
  • You plan your vacation in Houston
  • American cars don't start

    • 0
  • Alaskans put on shorts and T-shirts
  • Too cold to skate

    • 10
  • German cars don't start
  • Eyes freeze shut when you blink

    • -15
  • You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo
  • Arkansas residents stick tongues to metal objects
  • Miami residents cease to exist

    • -20
  • Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you
  • Politicians actually do something about the homeless
  • Minnesotans shovel snow off roof
  • Japanese cars don't start

    • -25
  • Too cold to think
  • You need jumper cables to get driver going

    • -30
  • You plan a two week hot bath
  • Canadians look for their sweaters
  • Swedish cars don't start

    • -40
  • Californians disappear
  • Minnesotans button top button
  • Canadians put on sweaters
  • your car helps you plan your trip south

    • -50
  • Congressional hot air freezes
  • Alaskans close the bathroom window

    • -60
  • Hell freezes over
  • a lot a people are forced to do things because it did!





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