Family Life

Family life can sure be interesting

"Daddy, where did I come from?" the eight-year-old asked.

It was a moment for which her parents had carefully prepared. They took her into the living room, got out the encyclopedia and several other books, and explained all they thought she should know about sexual attraction, affection, love, and reproductions.

Then they both sat back and smiled contently.

"Does that answer your question?" her father asked.

"Not really," the little girl said. "Marcia said she came from Detroit. I want to know where I came from."

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The wife had been gone the entire Saturday, out shopping, leaving the husband at home with their three teenage daughters. It was one of the worst experiences of the father's life. After eight hours of dealing with squabbling, settling disputes, and a continuous stream of "But Dad !!!", the that disgruntled father met his wife as she was returning.

"I am really mad and I may never forgive you!", he blurted out.

"Hey, this is the first day off I have had in over 3 months, and ..." the wife answered back, but then interrupted before she could finish.

"Oh, I am not mad about you taking the day off. God knows that you really deserve it"

"Well why then are you mad at me? Was it someting I said"

"Sure is .. and you said it 18 years ago"

"What was that?"

I remember it distinctly. You said "Let's start a family !"

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If it is the male who is truly "The King of his Castle", why then is HE the one that ends up sleeping on the couch?

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Women have sex to talk, while men talk to have sex !

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A man being berated by his companions about the guff he just took from his wife spoke out in a loud voice, "Listen, I want you to know that I am the captain of my ship." To which one of his companions retorted, "He sure is!. It is not his fault that he married the ADMIRAL!"

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"My wife really treats me like a god", proclaimed the man.

"Yeah, each morning she places a burnt offering before me... unfortunately she calls it breakfast"